Random thinking from Inside my head 06/ Lollies

Hello Everyone

 

Welcome to the inside of my head

 

Todays topic is…  like promised  

Why does my Dance Teacher tempt everyone (ME) with lollies on the table at the door when we come in?

 

Is it a Bribe?

Is it like giving candy to a baby? (Bad for them)

Is it that I really need a mint because all the garlic I had with my dinner is making the young man Im dancing with wish he was a vampire just so he would be able to retreat with a fantastic excuse?

Is it so we find out who the real vampires are? (because acording to twilight they don't eat lollies)

Is it that we all (not me) might need a sugar hit to keep our energy levels up through both classes on the night?

It's a Bribe isint it?

Does she do it so that after we have eaten a few we will feel guilty and dance during the break to burn off all the little calories we consumed without thinking?

Is it that giving us all drinkies instead of lollies could get messy so she stuck to the safe option?

Does she think we are all monkeys and need the yummy yellow banana lollies to make us behave? (wait I think that's just me)

Is it so we know who the undead (zombies) are because they cant eat them?

It just might be a bribe..

Is it so others feel like they are taking candy from a baby when they eat my last yummy yellow banana? (I don't cry)

It it because I should eat that mint but have not because it keeps the not so young man I'm dancing with away…

(wait that's not a reason)

Is it so we can enjoy the little round red balls full of chocolate that we wont buy ourselfs in case we…  you know? (get fat)

Is it so I will be her friend and keep coming to class.. (the bananas work for me)

It is a bribe.

Ok so I have a slighty over active imaginaton and can come up with some wild ideas (storys) but I thought it might be wise to ask my dance teacher if she would tell me the real reason (story) behind why it is she temps me with the LOLLIES at the door every dam class I go to..

 

Her answer was..  I thought it might be nice..

 

Mental note: Ahhhhhhh 

 

The thought for the day is…  Keep it simple stupid…..

 

 

 

Selena